So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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