Are we in a gay sports bar?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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