do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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