I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
