Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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