Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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