My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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