i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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