I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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