I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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