Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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