Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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