Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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