Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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