You're so nebulous sometimes
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
