i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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