Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You pole danced in your parka.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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