Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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