so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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