Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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