dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm sobbing to NWA
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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