So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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