Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
So squirting runs in the family.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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