16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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