: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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