just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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