...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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