Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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