You're completely useless in the revolution.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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