He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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