You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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