I wannas sexs uuuuu
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
