Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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