from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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