you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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