We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
