Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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