i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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