remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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