after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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