I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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