it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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