Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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