Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
This is the high leading the old right now
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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