ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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