i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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