he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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