I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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