It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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