Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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